**General Info**

Name:Wyle Paul

Age:as of the moment of conception to now...18 and
some odd months and days

Location:right across the room, open your eyes boy

Birthdate:the day after st. patrick's day

Sign of the Zodiac:chinese or pices?

Phobias (fears):those flying monkeys from oz armed
with tire irons.....shivers, toenails (mostly jon's),
clowns (evil things that they are...)

Pet Peeves:slappy sleeping on my bed, spiting on my
cd case, opening my erasers....grrr....., couples,
stupid ppl (and i'm not meaning i'm smart, i'm meaning
those of the human race that are openly backstreet
boys fans, ppl that yell things like "don't forget the
dukes of hazzard", or those who just bother me in
general)

Adorations (loves):friends, family, that sauce you
get with pizza pro pizzas, my odd assortment of
knick-knacks, lot and lots more
Homepage:as of right now, this very moment, i'm
gonna hafta say none what-so-ever

Email:karma_for_sale@yahoo.com

Significant Other (?):yeah right.....stupid couples


**Favorites**

Band:nine inch nails, alice in chains, the beatles,
fiona apple, korn, limp bizkit, pantera, tori amos,
nirvana, stone temple pilots, white and rob zombie,
bjork, tool, soundgarden, the doors, pink floyd, tracy
bonham, coal chamber, counting crows, deftones,
filter, offspring, live, our lady peace, pearl jam,
queen, radiohead, red hot chilly peppers, rem,
silverchair, smashing pumpkins, they might be giants,
toadies, garbage, ramstein, and now i'm tired so you
can guess the rest

Song:ah.....name something off one of the above
artists albums...chances are you'll be right
Book:most everything by stephen king, dean koontz,
and...i'll just have to say, if it's scary, fantasy,
or just plain good, i'll probably read it

Poem:something by t.s.eliot.........

Film:hackers, monty pyton's search for the holy
grail, the princess bride, uhf, bio-dome, all the
halloweens except 3 and H2O, the breakfast club,
monster squad, the transformers, gijoe, or care bear
movie, the fifth element, the matrix, and a whole lot
more

Art Work:the scream

Outdoor Activity:.....sunlight....bad.....gives you
cancer.......

Indoor Activity:yes

Phrase (you use):"i can kill you..." (jon says i say
it a lot....who am i to argue?;he'll be dead soon
anyway.....)

Quote (someone else used):"please let me bite your
elbow"

Toy:he-man, transformers (old metal kind), todd
mcfarlene stuff, puppet master dolls, krang, evil the
cat, i mean...like this list wouldn't go on
forever.....plush: care bears, smurfs, and any other
cartoon ever made puffy


**Deeper Stuff**

Meaning of Life:if i knew that do you think i'd be
here?

Dreams for the Future:to stay alive as long as i
possibly can and do so comfortably and happy while
provoking the oddest responses from people i can in
between my sleeping, reading, talking, playing,
running (yes i have too), eating, thinking, worrying,
and just plaing being me...that and i want to graduate
from college (emphasize graduate) and get a job and be
rich and famous and well groomed....and everything
else, come what may...

Mankind -- basically Good, or basically Evil?:good,
sometimes very dumb, but good unless they choose not
to be

Love is...?:foreign, deceitful, beautiful,
undeniable, hateful, powerful.....

Truth is...?:slippery

God is...?:exactly

Jon is...?:stinky (and gassy too)

I am...? (that means YOU):the most quirky, odd, shy,
t-shirt wearing, introverted, unfullfilled, lazy,
reserved, quiet, frustrating, paranoid, hungry, unnoticed,
eager, procrastinating, happy-go-lucky, peacefully and
happily insane, worrisome, thought provoking,
skitzophrenic, boring, interesting, outlandishly
contradictory, non-pirate person i have ever had the
privelage and responsiblity to baby-sit

THE END.